MCPPHD

White glossy mug with TORCHING TOKENS

“All I needed was an MCP,
not a PhD.”

— the founder

Welcome. You’re in the right place.

Merch for AI fans and skeptics alike.

The world is changing fast. We’re making a little room for humor, curiosity, and whatever comes next.

Something to make you smile, spark a conversation, or inspire your next big idea.

What is an MCP, you ask?

Simply put, it’s the standard way AI connects to systems and lets you do things that were once, for many of us, just a dream or an idea.

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Seven pieces. Soft launch.

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All I needed was an MCP. — white mug, actual Printful mockup

Mug

White Glossy, 11 oz

$16 + shipping

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All I needed was an MCP. — hardcover journal, actual Printful mockup

Journal

Hardcover Matte (black wrap)

$22

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Actual Printful preview of a sheet of three stickers

Sticker

Sheet of 3 · Preview, not available yet

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All I needed was an MCP. — actual Printful bottle template preview; product not yet available

Water Bottle

Stainless steel · Template preview; not available yet

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All I needed was an MCP, not a PhD. — white tee, actual Printful mockup

Tee

White · Bella + Canvas 3001

$28

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All I needed was an MCP. — oyster eco tote, actual Printful mockup

Tote

Organic cotton · Oyster

$28

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All I needed was an MCP. — white Gildan 18500 hoodie, actual Printful mockup

Hoodie

White · Gildan 18500 · Front DTG

$49

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